Us, "No John" or "John Tyson, NO" or "No sir" or "Sit down" or "No, don't touch that"...
What I think he hears:
"Who me?" or "Surely they don't mean me?!" or "Really, so what you're saying is that you want me to stop touching this (pointing/touching for emphasis)?" or "That's funny when your voice gets high like that :)!" or "Haha - I like this game" or "What I'm hearing is that you want me to pitch a fit b/c you're not letting me do exactly what I want to do - is that correct?" or "Yeah, I was just waiting here on step #3 - I knew you'd be along shortly" or "So, you mean that gate's not for climbing?" or "I'm thinking you don't like when I pull the cat's tail" or "Do you really think Sae Sae doesn't like when I stick my finger's in her ears?" or "Until you get me my own dog bed, I'm just gonna have to lay on hers & woller around" or "I don't know what the fuss is about, I really think some of this food should be thrown on the floor." or "I will too kick my legs furiously when you're trying to wipe poop off my butt - I don't care if I get it everywhere." or "I can't see why you don't like me to pull things out of the fridge - aren't we supposed to eat that stuff." or "I really think that the dryer lint screen should be carried around the house - especially when it's full of lint!" or "Why'd you get the kitchen floor so shiny if you don't want me to lick it?" or "We've got 2 more - you should get your own toilet brush to run around frantically with, this one's already taken!" or "I don't see why it's a problem for me to stand on __________ (insert anything climbable - i.e. chairs, coffee table, toy cars, Deddy's laptop....on & on)." - could add to this list all day...
Yes, his halo does get a lil' tanished from time to time :)
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